Lies Women Tell

 

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Source: Indian Times

After reading Debonairng posts on Common Lies Nigerian Men Tell, I thought, “Well, not only men lies, women do too.”

 

And I have put up a few, you can add yours after reading. And where you disagree with me, please mention…lols…Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

  1. He means nothing, we are just friends

When a lady says this, my dear brother don’t believe her and assume they are actually just friends. Probe further. Ask questions. Be at alert. They can go from just being friends to much more…

 

  1. It is just you I love

Well, this may be true in some cases but trust me when I say a woman has the heart to love more than one man. Yes, she may actually and really love you but she may be catching feelings for another. Well, she doesn’t have to tell you that. She just need to tell you what you want to hear…

 

  1. It’s okay, we are fine

If after a fight/argument, your girlfriend says this, uncle…all is not well! It is not!! Please it is not!!! It’s either she already has an alternative and she’s thinking of ditching your ass already. So don’t give up begging until you are really certain all is well in paradise.

 

  1. I’m on my Period

When a girl is getting tired of you, this usually pops up…She can’t stand you anymore or she’s getting the D elsewhere…

 

  1. You are the only Man I’ve done this with…

You are hearing this because you have a fat purse or you are special in some other ways best known to her. Trust me, you may not be the only one especially if she’s an expert at whatever it is you guys have just done…

 

  1. I ran out of Data

She refused to respond to your chat or the chat did not even deliver at all…errrm bros, she’s actually with another uncle and she doesn’t wish to be disturbed. Trust me, as soon as she is done she will be all loving and sweet with you, you won’t even remember you were angry a moment ago…

 

  1. Your D size is just Perfect

Uncle, if you know it is not…don’t believe her. If you’ve ever heard her compliment bigger ones, then you should be scared… It is not perfect. She’s only hanging on until she sees a better option…

 

  1. I just want to hang out with the girls tonight…

She has an event to attend and you wish to follow her there and she tells you this. My dear brother, she is not proud of you. She doesn’t want people to see her with you in public. You is a private property not for public view especially if you are car-less and you both have to bike there or use Uber to front…errrrm….

 

Feel free to add your own…

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19 Comments

  1. October 27, 2016 / 2:22 pm

    Thanks for following me and liking my posts 🙂

    • October 27, 2016 / 2:24 pm

      You are most welcome and I love your blog content.

      • October 27, 2016 / 2:26 pm

        Aww thank you! :)) best wishes to you 🙂

      • October 27, 2016 / 2:27 pm

        Aww thank you! Best wishes to you 🙂

  2. October 27, 2016 / 3:11 pm

    this is such an eye opening article for me. you know i have always had difficulty in understanding ladies general conflicting message. it can be hard on us guys when a lady meant something else and we interpret it as something else.
    Now i have recieved sense to look beyond the words,
    thanks for sharing

    • October 27, 2016 / 3:18 pm

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yes o…confusing creatures we can be sometimes! Thanks for reading, David

      • October 27, 2016 / 4:54 pm

        my pleasure

  3. October 27, 2016 / 4:23 pm

    “I’m not wearing padded bra.” For a girl to disclose this, it’s most likely she has on a padded bra. “I’m not feeling too well.” She’s probably just seeking attention from a guy and wants to be pampered.

    • October 27, 2016 / 4:31 pm

      😂😂😂😂 I can relate very well to this!

    • October 28, 2016 / 7:35 am

      I can relate with this well…..

  4. October 27, 2016 / 5:28 pm

    You’re breaking the girl code, will report you to the council of elders.
    You got all the points right!

    • October 27, 2016 / 5:33 pm

      😂😂😂😂Please don’t!! Thanks for reading dear😘😘

  5. October 28, 2016 / 7:36 am

    Its so amazing how many of these lies i have heard in my lifetime… girls i hail thee. nice one deb

    • October 28, 2016 / 7:47 am

      Thank you o…I guess you guys are not left out too…Read that on debonair link I shared

  6. November 6, 2016 / 12:53 pm

    Lol, beautiful post dear

  7. May 11, 2017 / 10:15 am

    This is hilarious!!!!! Love your blog

    • Debwritesblog
      May 11, 2017 / 10:44 am

      Thank you Mirabel 😁

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