Hold a Girl Down

Hold a Girl Down

Hello handsome,

I guess you are beginning to get tired of trying


Trying so hard at pleasing them all

But your charm is shallow

She doesn’t need you telling her about your exs

Or how low you earn

She doesn’t need to hear about your sexual prowess all the time

You can’t even take her out on a date

Without blabbing all about your life

You need to up your game

And learn how to hold a girl down

Enough of self acclamation

And stop thinking good look is all you need

Learn how to hold a steady conversation

And keep it on a relatable flow

Enough about your family drama

And please stop touching her at intervals just to prove you are romantic

You really need to learn how to hold a girl down

It’s just two dates, handsome

And you are already telling her how she’d make a good wife

An excellent cook

And a loving mother

Yeah, every lady loves compliment

But isn’t that rather too fast to be sure of

You should slow down a bit

Up your game

And learn to hold a girl down

Ha, you took her shopping

Just to impress her

You even borrowed Frank’s jeep

And Bayo’s Loubs

Did you tell Yakubu you wore his Hublot?

I hope you remember to pick your aunt’s credit card?

Cos yours isn’t active anymore

You need to be real

To hold a girl down

Shout out to all the real men out there who don’t have to pretend to be who they are not just to get the attention of a lady. Ladies will love you for who you are and will always hate you for who you pretend to be!!!

Akingboye Deborah
My name is Debs, a Nigerian lifestyle blogger. This is my personal space where I share about my travel adventure, fashion and blogging tips. Feel free to send me a mail on for collaboration, sponsorship and ads.

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  • Ebukun Gbemisola Ogunyemi October 2, 2016 9:49 am


  • DamiLoves October 3, 2016 8:57 am

    Amen to the men who can actually hold a real conversation! ??
    They exist, but I’m sure they’re hiding, but they certainly exist (I say hopefully)

  • maria October 7, 2016 9:22 am

    nice one please I think if all guys should follow this fake guys will be few and also some ladies too won’t go out with them if they don’t appear flashy cuz some ladies are after money and fun not a successful marriage

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